цитата Алексей121

раннее семяизвержение

цитата Stirliz77

Преждевременное

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— Глок! Глок! — булькал багровеющий торговец, хватаясь за горло одной рукой и размахивая другой

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Когда он был ребенком, отец показал ему, как морской петух выбулькивает это имя, когда его вытаскивают сетью, и он приводил этот факт в качестве доказательства благородного происхождения семьи от рыб

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Except for the lazy Tuphaduba, whose purring snore rose from his disordered cushions, the slaves had gone off to primp themselves. He hauled the sleepy сreature blinking and grumbling into the sunlight and stood her before his stool. He prodded her into bending to grip her knees and present him with a pristine surface that would have made an artist limited to such rubbishy media as wood, canvas or parchment weep with envy. The texture of her skin was doughy from sleep, but the artist soon slapped it taut.
Явный смысловой провал минимум в одну фразу про яйца тигра (см. ниже). Между it taut. и “What?” нет даже пустой строки
“What?” Tiphytsorn cried, unable to believe his ears.
Tuphaduba hastily explained: “Sir, in my contemptible homeland of Parasundar, that would be a respectful salutation. It alludes to the noble tiger, whose uncountable splendors are enhanced by its rich aroma.”
“Oh. Very nice. But what about the rest of it?”
“As the testicles are the repository of all virtue, Lord, as they are the source of courage and honor and potency, we treasure those of the tiger and grant them to a favored few.”
“So that you meant to compliment me in your heathenish way?”
“Indeed, Sir,

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“My Lord!” the artist cried, rising and planning to demonstrate his sanity with a speech of the purest and most translucent violet. “As they say in Parasundar when paying homage to their greatest men, I’ll cut your balls off and eat them, you stinking beast.”

цитата laapooder

О чём тут вообще речь?

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Peter Straub manages, hilariously, to give us one that ends, «He was a routine Teuton, Eiffel-
lootin', Sarnoff goon from Harris Sonar, Rock-Time Carabaggio.» (In case any reader fails to recognize this, it's a pun on a popular song that went, '«He's a rootin' tootin', highfalootin son of a gun from Arizona, Ragtime Cowboy Joe.»)

цитата laapooder

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